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North Korean Snot Rocket 

When you sneeze and snot explodes all over your face, onto your clothes, or wherever your mucus filled warhead happens to be facing.
"Dude, I launched a North Korean Snot Rocket all over my new jacket during fourth period and that shit's dry-clean only"

North-Korean Artillery Strike 

The name for something a person shouldn't have done.
Darth Vader: Did you spanked your grandma because she didn't gave you black ops?
Sam: so?
Darth Vader: a bit of an North-Korean Artillery Strike isn't it?
Sam: yeahh... sorry.

Also see: Justin Bieber

North Korean Red Rocket 

when a preverted asian rubs around a dogs penis area and gives the dog a red rocket
Chin Wang was feeling horny so he gave his dog a north korean red rocket

North Korean steamer 

When you’re sitting on the toilet and dropping a deuce after you drop the deuce you let one loud big ass fart bomb out and it’s like Korea bombing another country
Hey Noah I named my toilet Vladimir and I gave it a North Korean steamer you should’ve smelled it

North Korean Variant 

When Dictator Kim’s rogue scientists are covertly working on a few hybrids of presently known corona variants with the aim of releasing them into unfriendly nations that want to end his three-generation dynasty, or that refuse to remove any trade sanctions against the recluse kingdom.
What are the odds that the detection of the deadliest North Korean variant on US shores and those of its allies could lead to the flattening of Pyongyang?

North Korean Rule

also known as "North Korean Law" a rule that is not very lenient and restricts people from doing many things