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Noobalie

A girl with the name Natalie who is a noob.
Noobalie, go away.
by vballgirl100100 April 9, 2011
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Noobasaurus

Someone who is so far behind in experience that they are a pre-historic n00b; Fossilized and discovered commonly known today as a n00b0sourus.
Noob Nerd: "Hey guys! what does "1337" mean?!?!

Ub3r Nerd: "OMG, STFU noobosaurus!"
by Nick & Kyle May 13, 2005
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noobaphobia

The fear or dislike of noobs. (see noob)
I leave internet chat rooms as soon as noobs come on, as I have noobaphobia.
by Firestarter001 January 8, 2008
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noobgasm

A noob who is screaming in excitement while reading some obsolete, obvious or outdated information about hacking, cracking, phreaking or just geek stuff is most likely experiencing a noobgasm. He seems to have found the greatest source of wisdom and power but in reality he just stumbled over essential information.

Noobgasms are happening pretty often on sites like digg.com.
"Whoooo MAN!!! I've found the complete documentation of the mail protocol on a page called RFC 821 on a site that looks like it has confidential information on it!! THAT'S SOOOOOO COOOOL!!!! AHHH... AAAAAHHHHHH... COOOOOL". The guy screaming and laughing and giggling like hell is having one of his first noobgasms.
by th3h0bbit September 13, 2006
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noobshit

when someone is a noob, dumber than the average human, and a piece of shit at the same time
"You noobshit!"
by toefoo May 19, 2010
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hacker noobs

hacker noobs are mutated noobs. They feed on the pain of other gamers by pwning them in a cruel way...hacking. Hacking is either changing to course of the game or modifying your game experience by having something nobody else can ever have. Hacking noobs can also be people that hack in to internet, blogs, security etc. in a noobish style.
WTF! These hacker noobs killed me again!
by Le Godfather July 7, 2010
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noobarrhea

A medical condition which can only infect a noob. It is kind of like gonorrhea and diarrhea, only it happens to noobs when they are pwned.
I pwned noobs so badly last night that they contracted noobarrhea
by banjofred101 February 7, 2006
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