Ninky Nonk

1) Ninky nonk is a character from the greatest fucking show of all time (In the night garden).

2) It's a funny way to insult someone without the use of vulgar language

1) Ninky Nonk is like the best character ever
2) Lad 1: You sir are a Ninky Nonk

Lad 2: Well... um... your mum gay *Runs away crying realising he's a fucking failure who got destroyed by an innocent insult*

by BigBlackNinkyNonk January 26, 2018

Ninky nonk

A silly insult that you can call that stupid friend that lives under a rock

No Clarissa you fucking Ninky nonk AirPods are earphones not shoes

by NolanDolanIsBae June 09, 2019

nonke

A person who never understands jokes that anyone else makes.

Alyssa: "God! Hanging out with Nate sucks! He's such a nonke! What a buzzkill!"

by muppnonker October 11, 2018

Ninky-Nonk

One of the most offensive insults known to man. If you call anybody a ninky-nonk they'll never forgive you and you'll have to get a new friend, use this new word wisely or you could turn your life upside down.

Dallan: That's it! I've lost it with you, you Ninky-Nonk!
Joe: *starts crying*

by justasmolbean October 15, 2019

ninki nonk

An insult to use when your friend is being a dick

Your a fuckin ninki nonk u helicopter

by Strictest May 07, 2021

Ninky Nonk

A silly boi busting it down Ninky nonk style

You little Ninky Nonk

by JustRhys123 July 28, 2023

Nonkie Nonk

Noun, calling someone a Nonkie Nonk is calling them silly or stupid. This is also where the expression Nonkie Nonk corner came from.

"Oh you are such a Nonkie Nonk!"

by L.Dransfield21 September 08, 2020