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nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.
Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...
by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
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Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

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by Rpt93 November 28, 2012
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nocturnal

Someone who is up at night and normally sleeps through the day.

2) one who is more active at night than through the day.
My nocturnal friend is always up at 3am and ends up not coming into school be ause he went back to sleep
by YOU'RE A SPOON May 8, 2016
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Nocturnal Buga

The act of sexually assaulting a horse while sleepwalking
John did a nocturnal buga on Henry's horse last night while sleepwalking
by GaribaldiTheConqueror February 1, 2021
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nocturnal

"the icecream man came to my street at 2 am.. nocturnal bastard!"
by Anomynous April 5, 2005
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nocturnalman

This is a superhero who's super power is the power to stay awake all night. This superhero does not even see his super power as a strength, he just wants to be able to sleep all night like normal people.
Me: "Hey Nocturnalman, how was your night last night? Did you stay up all night fighting crime?"

Nocturnalman: "I was up all night again, I just want to sleep."
by kaelli June 19, 2010
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Nocturnal beeb

A boy, or possibly a girl, who, while watching a girl, sees every move that she makes as something sexual.
by Norton Johnson December 7, 2006
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