Nob Jockey

Noun
{Noh-B Joh-Key}

A person being an absolute idiot or cock head

"Jefferey you are being an absolute nob jockey, sit the fuck down and have some water"

by Zarisoll May 10, 2020

nobjockey

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

by Tim August 2, 2003

nobjockey

a way of describing someone as being homosexual by the way they cycle/ride an animal. By likening it to that of some one riding a cock. The use of "gidde up!" follows

Borris Johnsen when he rides his bike looks like a nobjockey

by Yoshi Meiosis February 9, 2004

nobjockey

Rides nobs like a jockey

James Entwisle.

by Dominic Adatia January 13, 2004

Nobjockey

A nob goblin with a expert skill. It can saddle and ride fat nerdlingers sometimes it can ride them bare back. Nobjockeys are strange creatures and often like to dress thier victim(usually Stephen Duprex)in B.D.S.M gear and ride them through clubs such as the blue oyster.Nob jockeys are widely sought after but many are employed by dictators and rise through the ranks quite easily eg Dean Rolsten. Once in a position of power they often like to become a cliche eg Adam McRenolds but one distingushing feature of a powerful nobJockey is complete and utter arrogance and a incredible disproportioned body eg Ross Mcdonald

Yeeeeee Hah look at that Nobjockey go

by dupreys MaMa May 6, 2004

Nobjockey

a person who is just that little bit more than a normal n00b.
If you agree to: 'a noob knows nothing'
Then you have no choice than to agree to: ' a nobjockey knows even less'

-Hey you, yeah you nobjockey stop filling theservers with yourself
* Who me? and what does nobjockey mean? please explain i just started playing 2 days ago...

--That's like N0bJ0cKey--

by Little tmac November 18, 2005

nobjockey

If you are a nobjockey, you are a Wanker

You dirty nobjockey.

by Yhtomit December 9, 2008