noisetard

That neighbor that has to do everything at a seriously high decibel level such as cars, dogs, bass rhythms and arguments.

We have a new neighbor who is a total noisetard, I think I can even hear him snoring.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Holbert Nose

Is used to describe a big nose that looks like a baboons or gorilla. The size is comparable to a softball or bowling pin.

Hey look at Jamie's Holbert Nose! Damn dawg she looks like Marie her mom. I think she looks like a witch!!

That's the ugliest tranny inbreeding experiment in Ross Ohio. Yep....that family has a bad reputation and Holbert Nose.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 31, 2020

Bergman nose technique

When you're goin down on a girl and you use your tongue in her cum box and your nose in her clit to maximize the experience.

I was gonna go sturgeon fishing the other day and boy howdy did my nose get a wiff of that fish when I proceeded to go to town with the Bergman nose technique.

by THEdickhatch August 30, 2012

Frick that noise.

A more polite way of saying “fuck that shit”.

You’re actually paying me $5.00 a month? Frick that noise.

by zimmygirl777 August 2, 2023

Voldemort's Nose

Something that does not exist or is impossible.

-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.

by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011

noise hamper

An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.

Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.

While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.

I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.

by thisplacesucksass April 19, 2014

noisestalgia

Noisetalgia {noise-tal-gia} is a wistful desire for music acquired in former time of one's life. This type of melody leans towards a sentimental yearning of either happiness or wistfulness.

The Narrator: 2 People listening to music & talking about life.

Claude: So the secret elixir to immortality is pretty simple, its…suddenly stops and gestures attentively

Anon: Is Everything Alright?

Claude: Shh!

Anon: What is it? Is Everything Alright? Is Somebody eavesdropping on us?

Anon: Claude the song

Claude: Few, for a minute there I thought it was that urban legend of that one guy with the hook, who….{Gets cuts off}

Anon: Claude can you just not talk for one minute! -- voice chokes up you're ruining this noisestalgia for me

by @ClaudeSundae January 24, 2019