keto lemonade

Purified dirty hippy piss, widely believed to have some sort of redeeming health value. Truth is, it’s full of vape vape juice and Faygo from an ICP concert.

Jim drank some Keto Lemonade for energy , but ended up running straight to Fish concert to hook up with a 300 pound hefer.

by Batrhatr May 22, 2018

Country Club Keto

also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.

You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018

shark tank keto diet pills

i actually don't know what shark tank keto diet pills are, i just saw a pop up ad with them and thought i should add it

shark tank keto diet pills

by sǝɔᴉʌǝp ɹᴉǝɥʇ dᴉlɟ sǝssɐqɯnp October 10, 2021

Keto-High

The euphoric effect created by the selective metabolism of fats rather than carbohydrates.

Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.

by YAWA September 6, 2025

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025

Dirty Keto

It’s a Dirty Sanchez but performed on a vegan

Last night he gave me a Dirty Keto, did I mention I am a vegan?

by Sludvigs July 30, 2022

Keto Bombed

When someone on a keto diet drinks and gets super bombed because their bodies can't process all of the carbs.

I went out with a couple of friends last night and they got just keto bombed. After I herded these two up like some sort of monkey wrangler, and got these two into my car were ensued an argument over some chick his wife thought he was hitting on, a transvestite seriously eyeing me up, another argument over how older gay men are easier to drink around, and then I took a turn, and she slammed her head into the back door of my beemer as she slid across the back seat . For fuck sakes get these two a case of Twinkie's, so they can drink more than two beers before getting crazy! I should get paid for this shit!

by Scott Obrecht June 30, 2020