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The absolute BEST fucking comeback to the any insult in the world, including "ur mom gay". The possible end to ANY conversation in the world, even if it's NOT something you can say it to. Currently, the only possible way to defeat "no u" is YFM's "UNO Reverse" song, which doesn't work if the opponent doesn't know the song; so don't take it as a complete win. Here are some possible examples:
Example 1

Bob: Hey wanna watch gay porn?
John: Bruh what? I'm not gay!
Bob: Oh sorry, forgot that ur mom's the gay one.
John: What's that even mean?
Bob: So ur mom gay.
John: no u
Bob: *fucking dies*

Example 2

Phred: Hey Phil?
Phil: Yes?
Phred: ur mom gay
Phil: no u
Phred: BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD!
Phil: Dude, I already said "no u"
Phred: Wait, you don't know the "UNO Reverse" song?
Phil: Uhh... No?
Phred: Fuck. *dies*
Phil: wtf just hap-

Example 3

Bill: Hey pal what's u-
name: lets just get it over with
Bill: Wha-
name: ur mom gay
Bill: Dude... What are you talking ab-
name: JUST SAY "NO U" YOU IDIOT
Bill: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU BRO?
Jack: Hey guys, ur mom gay!
name: oh i think i read the script wrong
Bill: What?
name: no u
Jack: BAM! UNO REVERSE CARD!
name: FINALLY *fucking dies*
*silence*
Bill: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAP-
by Alloy Dreemurr November 2, 2022
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No u is Well uhhh idek
Bob: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u

Bob is now gay
by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019
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no u

The one and only continuous never ending debate with a single argument, being the counter argument itself. Several persons may join the debate at any time, not causing any interruption or disruption.
(... Hours later)

-no u
-No you.
-No u.
-Hi there...
-no you.
-NO YOU
-no u
-NO U
-Later..
-No you
-no uu
-NO you
-NOu YoU
-no uou
-no you
-no u

(...)
by #Hole January 16, 2010
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"In actuality what has been stated applies more directly to the former poster than to myself."
guy 1 - ur gay!!!1!!
guy 2 - NO U
by Rookzz March 10, 2009
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to deflect any insult attack. more effective than a Yu-Gi-Oh trap card.
<jimmy> lol bob ur dad lesbian
<bob> no u
<jimmy> fucking dies
by a_bunch_of_zeroes June 10, 2018
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A word to that trolls your enemys
John: Your Mom Gay

Jeff: No U
John: FUUUUUUUU
John is ded
by HeysStuff October 2, 2018
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Generic answer to almost all statements. Often used in a random sense.
John: Dude, you fail.
Tim: NO U.
by Someguy66 May 29, 2009
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