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I nj feel so bad for her
by A1mizz August 8, 2024
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/nj

Kinda like /j or /hj (joking and half joking) it's like when you're joking but don't want someone to think you're joking so /nj (not joking)
by sup chad May 31, 2021
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Nj Soft

New Jersey is soft because LosPollosTv is soft
Hey bro yesterday i watched lospollos and he couldn’t even open a cardboard box. Fax yo, nj soft.
by John cabalios August 12, 2021
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NJ TranSHIT

The statewide public transportation system serving New Jersey, infamous for its long delays, arbitrary fare hikes, and unfathomably incompetent employees. Also known by its proper name, NJ Transit.
NJ TranSHIT's subpar customer service makes the Bush administration seem bearable.
by bittercommuter August 8, 2010
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NJ Martin

NJ Martin is the scientific name for a wide variety of things.

Heres a few words that NJ Martin works in conjunction with;
Pimp, Baller, Mack, Beast, Goon, Thug, Gangster, High Roller, G'd Up, Fresh, Money, Green, Mulah, Doja, Kush, Crack Slangin' Beast, 25 inch long penis.
Brittney - I sure wish I had an NJ Martin

Tiara - Girl, I wish I did too, Then I wouldn't have to do nothing with my piece of shit life except sit around the house and be a lazy whore even more than my good for nothing ass is now, and suck my NJ Martin's dick every 5 minutes.

Brittney - Yes girl, I feel you... That's the life I wanna be living. Please Jesus send me a NJ Martin.
by -NJ- January 16, 2011
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NJ Elite

Self explanatory. Otherwise, the kids (ages 17-21) from NJ that go to shows, are friends with every other NJ kid, have tattoos and piercing, usually vegetarian/vegan, refrain from drugs and alcohol, usually wear V-Necks of various colors or large worded sayings. Basically, these kids are respected EVERYWHERE. Don't mess.
Girl 1: OMFGZ LOOK AT THAT BOI I LURV HIS HAIR
Girl 2: OMFGZ LETS GO UP TO HIM
*Walks up to boy*
Girls1&2: HII I WANT YER BABES WHATS YOUR NAME
NJ Elite guy: Matteo.
*girls faint*
*Matteo walks off being bad ass and elite*
by NJELITEVSALLYALL August 6, 2009
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NJ Meat Hook

When performing doggystyle anal sex, one reaches around with two fingers and uses the vajingo for leverage.
My girlfriend has epilepsy, and if it wasn't for the NJ Meat Hook, i'd look like an amateur on a mechanical bull.
by Tony Ruckus April 18, 2010
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