Nik

The process of taking a dump in a blender, making a poop smoothie, and serving the drink to a loved one who has wronged you.

She banged my best friend, so I gave her a nik.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Nik

The ability to wear a costume or article of clothing that would normally make a person look really nerdy and stupid - but instead it looks hot and sexy on them.

He looks really Nik in that kilt.

I thought he would look idiotic with a mullet haircut, but actually it looks kind of Nik.

by I've been niked February 5, 2010

Nikking

Mixing Pulihora, Nik's Talent, Mischief, Bhayyapyazdalo,

Happy Nikking. look this guy is Nikking. Nikking for every. pulihora is Nikking

by Nikking December 18, 2020

Niks

Niks is a very annoying, short person who yells a lot and tries to be a though man but fails in the most miserable ways. Also his so light that even your anorexic girlfriend can pick him up and do a judo throw on him but he has a big dick so, be cautious around him with your gf.

Oi that nigga a Niks. Do not let your girlfriend around him.

He is the exact definition of a Niks.

by Babucka April 29, 2019

Nik

A "Nik" is half a gram of any kind of drug (Marijuana most) and is what most people refer to when buying drugs... This is just one of the many terms though.

Random person- "Yo let me get a nik"
Tree guy- "Ight I got you"

by TheTreeGuy July 7, 2013

Niks

Niks is a really good friend but sometimes he can't keep his mouth he is no the sexyest but he got a really nice and loving hart really gets close and can't get away from the girl he likes

You are nice as niks

by Niks......... May 1, 2018

Nik

Always likes a laugh, takes care of himself but known to be a bit feminine at times.

Steals pizza - steals everyone elses food but:
is on a constant diet!
Uses migrains to get out of dancing
But we all know he has THE MOVES!

if he was an animal he would be a cockatoo!!

Loved by all

(thinks hes a genious with knock and run but everyone knows its him :) )

He's NIK-ING my food! :) We love that dude
We can rhyme.. but we have no more time!

by Captain underpants crew of Joy February 10, 2008