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A man born when the babylonian sun used to be in the constellation of cancer. A man with a gluteus maximus which has been deemed the standard of hardness for surgical tool sharpening. He is the man of last call. A callboy who has never disappointed a woman. His voice is morphine. On acid. There's no account of anyone escaping his velour sonority, except very small insects which can't be proven to have hearing at all. And Pumba ate them anyway. For all intents and purposes, James Bond wishes he was Niiamah.

Thesaurus lists "Nemo" as Synonym of Niiamah. But with a huge penis, a rubber cast of which exists.
James Bond: "Is that Niiamah?"

Judy Dench: "Yes, I almost cut my face on his gluteus maximus."

James Bond: "Damn, I wish I was him."

Judy Dench: "Me too, but we'll have to be happy with this rubber cast of his penis."

James Bond: "Fuck. He's got me beat again."
Niiamah by Jessy McJessjesss March 26, 2010
Related Words
niaama niama Naaman niamah Niamat niyama naamah Niamath ninamaria niyamat
A magical little creature that loves knocking on drums in the day and runs around the forest at night waking all the animals up with her Kazoo. While she can create many wonderful things out of seemingly nothing, if you call her Namaa she will snap.
Hey! Did you see how that Namaa hopped on to that tree? Oops, I meant Naama.
Naama by ChineseTea December 13, 2015
Y’all got me effed up. Naamah means Pleasant and beautiful!!!
Naamah by Kekeloves7ever June 5, 2019
A Hokkien slang , meaning that curse your mom
Niama ,u try to say this again ?
niama by id3n October 19, 2009
A really nice, kind girl <3 She's also frickin funny...!!!
Oh Hi!! Do you know that funny, pretty girl named Nigama..?
Nigama by Oofsiez January 5, 2021
This individual has a interesting brain and see the world in the most loving and caring way. They are such a people person and even better with children. When coming to a obstacle in their path they always seem to get through, especially in ones self. Their name directly means positive duties and observation, usually in ones self. Their loving nature usually means they put their heart on there chest making every decision through complex feelings of their own. These individuals have been gifted with beautiful physical features and a mind that makes the world love them unconditionally. Niyama is a good person.
A- Who’s that?

B- Their name is Niyama.
Niyama by Brandinothe3rd May 19, 2021