Newzealanded

Ending up on losing side or second in rank even after getting the equal marks or points due to unfair judgmental call

I have been awarded second rank and been newzealanded because my opponent used less steps to finish race.

by CricGuy July 16, 2019

newped

When you and another person are smoking Newports and you both place them down on the ashtray, getting distracted, then end up taking the hundreds instead of your shorts, then realizing the difference in taste

"Dog ... you just Newped!"

by 123imabitch456 May 12, 2016

newpeat

Repeats with new scenes. Originated from The Office: NBC wanted to spice things up a bit without creating more episodes, so they cut new scenes into their old episodes.

"Did you see that newpeat of Jim and Pam from the office last Thursday?"

by b to the rizzle March 30, 2007

Newzie

someone from New Zealand, ie a Kiwi. My new roommate is from New Zealand and i've been calling him this. He thinks it sounds more like he's a news person/journalist, but if we can say Aussie, why can't we say Newzie?

"Where's your new roommate from? He's a Newzie"

by nanslaughter September 21, 2011

Newspeak

A term that combines two contradicting words, not to convey meaning but to undermine its true meaning, from the novel 1984.

Feminazi is an example of Newspeak.

by OnisionisCool May 20, 2018

Newpeezies

A pack of Newport Cigarettes.

Boy: "hey man will you buy me a pack of newpeezies!?'

Man: " nah kid you're too young!'

by Manec November 25, 2011

newperhero

a new superhero no one cares about

Have you seen the latest newperhero thrown at us, like all the newperheroes in “The Eternals.”

by MadamEve October 31, 2021