A city in which everyone hails Girm the Worm, the ruler of the world. Also, the high school in newbury park usually has stink bombs going off in the cafeteria thanks to SOMEONE.
by girmtheworm March 18, 2011
Get the Newbury Park mug.A chain DVD/CD store, where you can never find what you're looking for. They are located in alot of Malls, and usually charge an arm and a leg for crap that's worth about 3 bucks on amazon.com. They tend to cater to the younger generation so most CD's and movies are "new" stupid tween crap. They also sell useless novelty items and used Movies/CD's that stop working after awhile. To sum it up perfectly, this place sucks.
Manny: Yo dudes, I went to Newbury Comics looking for several Metal albums, but all I saw was Justin Bieber shit, and a bunch of Crap!! Wtf is that all about?
Bruce: That store is a rip off. I was looking at Judas Priest albums there that costed 15 bucks!!! So I ordered it online and got it much cheaper.
Jake: Whatever ya'll do, don't buy there cheap used shit. I was watchin' a DVD last night that just stopped working.
Bruce: That store is a rip off. I was looking at Judas Priest albums there that costed 15 bucks!!! So I ordered it online and got it much cheaper.
Jake: Whatever ya'll do, don't buy there cheap used shit. I was watchin' a DVD last night that just stopped working.
by Metalhead83 August 30, 2011
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Newbury park is fun if you aren't rich and snobby. If you're not holed up in Dos Vientos and your parents aren't too strict, Newbury is a really cool place to walk around. It's small and only has one McDonald's, which is why the natural features like the mountains make up the 'exciting' part of town. But everyone's cats die and coyotes keep shitting in peoples yards.
Jimmy: Where are you from?
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.
Jimmy: Good.
Muhleesa: Newbury Park
Jimmy: Don't say you live in Dos Vientos.
Muhlisa: Hell no, I spent most of my time building forts and shit or trying to hike Mt. Boney.
Jimmy: Good.
by zyznx December 28, 2022
Get the Newbury Park mug.An absolute shithole of a town. Almost every decent shop no longer exists, and the council hates people with special needs / mental illnesses. Though Newbury did bring back HMV. That’s good.
“Hey, where do you live?”
“Newbury, Berkshire.”
“Oh, isn’t that the shithole town where if you’re special needs or mentally ill, the council refuses to help you?”
“Yup.”
“Newbury, Berkshire.”
“Oh, isn’t that the shithole town where if you’re special needs or mentally ill, the council refuses to help you?”
“Yup.”
by invertedfaerie666 December 13, 2023
Get the Newbury, Berkshire mug.West Newbury, Massachusetts has a lot of nothing. West Newbury consists of trees, tractors, deer, fields, and ponds. There is one pizza place, other than that it's pretty boring. There's a castle and also a log cabin. John Cena (wrestler, rapper, actor) was born and raised in West Newbury.
by Ohhay1 May 11, 2009
Get the West Newbury mug.A town in northeastern Massachusetts. The residents are loaded with cash. The median income for a family is over $150,000 and the families in West Newbury aren't afraid to show it.
All the kids from West Newbury end up at Pentucket or private prep schools, and at that point end up blowing all of their parents money on drugs and alcohol.
There isn't anything cool in West Newbury; just the House of Pizza, and Long Hill Orchard.
John Cena is from West Newbury.
All the kids from West Newbury end up at Pentucket or private prep schools, and at that point end up blowing all of their parents money on drugs and alcohol.
There isn't anything cool in West Newbury; just the House of Pizza, and Long Hill Orchard.
John Cena is from West Newbury.
"Yo, that kid looks like he's from West Newbury."
"Yeah, he's driving a tricked out Mercedes S-Class."
"Probably his mom's."
"Yeah, he's driving a tricked out Mercedes S-Class."
"Probably his mom's."
by pinetreez002 June 7, 2009
Get the West Newbury mug.Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.
Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.
by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021
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