Newell

Another word for anal sex.

"Her ass was so perfect that I proceeded to give her the best newell of her life!"

"After I gave her newell, I found, what I thought was smegma on my pecker, but it happened to be fecal cream."

"My dick stinks from giving you newell last night, honey."

by Anewell September 10, 2014

newelly

A person or thing that looks like a munchkin.

Hey look at that dude his totally a newelly.

by Chris day April 27, 2006

newballed

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.

Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.

by newballer August 25, 2011

Mr.Newell

A drama teacher that is a dilf

Omg, did you see the drama teacher Mr.newell he’s such a Dilf

by Pimpnailslol May 26, 2021

Gabe Newell

Our true god, lord and saviour. All other gods are lies.

Gabe Newell's gifts upon us is a steam sale.

by DQCTOR October 12, 2018

Gabe Newell

Gabe Newell is the creator of popular games such as team fortress, counter strike, half life, and other various games.
His most notable game is half life 3, which was the height of his career.

Have you played Gabe Newell's game: Half Life 3 yet?
No, I didn't know it was out.
Neither.

by Watchman1029 July 10, 2018

Nebellin

He is addicted to waking to motortbikes and only plays the game "The Crew 2" He is a weird fat kid that will never be laid

Person 1:"Nebellin just joined the discord call."
Person 2:" Aight ima leave."
Person 1:" Yeah me too i dont like him

by CatLag September 29, 2020