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anguritis neosis 

coined by ang, in an attempt to define the indefinable. to hit that perfect level of ieffably all right.
(points at ang) well, just LOOK at him
anguritis neosis by purity May 19, 2004
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Neosisani 

Neosisani is a common nickane for person who have negligibely small penis and big, wide rektum. It is also know as Nedosisani.
Little boy: "Oh mom look at this penisless guy (?) who have a cave-like rektum!!!"

Mom: "Don't point with your finger, that is just Neosisani."
Neosisani by Osisani March 24, 2008

anguritis neosis 

the condition of being totally sweet. also, uncontrolable awesomeness.
daaaaamn! that hoopy frood is suffering from an acute case of anguritis neosis.
anguritis neosis by Anguris May 18, 2004

Nenos jona 

Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!
Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there

Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole
Nenos jona by The jonas May 12, 2020

neposition 

The job you only got because you're related to the owner.
Buddy got his executive neposition the old fashioned way, he was born into it. Just clean up after him and know your place.
neposition by Austin_72 October 9, 2020

neosiege 

derived from the medieval, siege warfare.
A military operation in which enemy forces surrounded a town or building, cutting off essential supplies, with the aim of compelling those inside to surrender or convert.

A Neosiege, is an evolution of a traditional siege. Made possible by advancements in technology. This modernized version of a siege can not only be placed on a localized group in a fortified position. But on a targeted, decentralized part of the population that hold a common belief or stance. Or even on a individual who hold the wrong beliefs.

Example of a 21st century Neosiege on a decentralized part of a population.
Vaccine mandates / passports.

A Vaccine passport system uses a technological means of enforcement. That removes a targeted groups access to essential supplies and or the ability to earn money in the local economy. Whilst simultaneously limiting if not completely eliminating the ability to leave the region. The latter enforced by military checkpoints on border crossings, and port or air authorities requiring vaccination prof to leave.

(this has nothing to do with the effectiveness and is not a value judgement on weather any individual should or shouldn't choose to be vaccinated. This is souley a observation of an evolved style of military tactics that is being used by governments to achieve a goal.)
If you do not comply.
You can not leave.
you can not keep you job.
you can not keep a roof over your head.
you can not put food on the table for your children.

If the reason someone "chose" to be vaccinated was due to one of the above threats.
That is prof of the efficacy of a Neosiege.
neosiege by Lumpyjunk October 28, 2021