neek

a person lacking in style/humour/charisma/personality who is generally boring and embarassing. Not to be confused with 'geek'

Lee is such a neek, did you hear what he said? Lets ditch him asap

by Treatz June 06, 2003

neek

anyone has at least 2 brain cells and who doesnt wear pikey nike tracksuit bottoms where ever they go (even weddings).

every one in the world whos not in our crews a neek

by jazzzzzz October 14, 2007

neek

A northen way of saying neck.

Billy Northen - 'I broke me neek doing some moves t'up disco'

by RednBlue August 23, 2006

neek

a boring person not a neek that dosent have any friends

goerge bush is a neek

by silva March 13, 2004

neek

a little indian girl who has a nickname shanequa. she says things like "noooo guys stopp" and "i have pear in my braces!"

Girl: Hey neek, whats in your braces?
Neek: A PEAR!

by big.marlanator November 05, 2010

neek

A complete wanker on faceparty. Sleeps with 13 year old girls off the net and uses a wheelchair. Lives off benefits and smokes pot while playing playstation with his welsh friends.

neek "my gf is so hot"
me "yeh but she is 13"
neek "whats your point?"
me "youre 21+"

by youknowwhoiam February 24, 2005

neek

to fuck/have sex with

i'm gonna neek that bee

by Gha December 21, 2003