An item in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an outside force. As you may already know, outer space is empty. When you fire a slug from an Everest-class dreadnought, it accelerates to 3% to 3.3% of the speed of light and impacts with more force than the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima. That slug will not stop until it hits something - be it the ship you're supposed to be aiming at, an asteroid, or a planet on the other side of the galaxy. You are ruining someone's day somewhere at some point in time. For this reason, ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!
by Zero Beat October 26, 2011
Get the Isaac Newton mug.Originally an experiment demonstrating the principle of conservation of momentum, Newton's balls are five metal balls suspended in line by fine wire or string. When one ball impacts the rest, momentum is conserved and the ball at the other end is knocked into the air.
Alternatively, Newton's balls can be used to describe a sexual situation. When two men engage in anal sex in the doggy style position their balls slap together, creating an effect much like that described above. Gay people often feel that such a situation is baroque.
Alternatively, Newton's balls can be used to describe a sexual situation. When two men engage in anal sex in the doggy style position their balls slap together, creating an effect much like that described above. Gay people often feel that such a situation is baroque.
"Bastian and Gabe got the Newton's Balls effect happening last night, I could hear it from next door!"
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"I couldn't sleep last night."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."
"We're in October; the spirits of the fall are very active at night during this time of year."
"You're a necronomicunt."
by Al teh Hellspawn January 28, 2014
Get the Necronomicunt mug.A scientific law formulated by Sir Isaac Newton telling the likelyhood of a female having sexual relations with a male, as expressed in the equation:
100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G
where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness
100{2*lM(d^2)l/(v-S)}/G
where:
M= Muscle definition
d= douchebagness
v= Moral Values
S= slut value
G=Girl's hotness
Jon: Do you think Ashley will fuck Michael tonight?
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.
Matt: No, he's not enough of a douchebag, so it does not satisfy Newton's 69th Law.
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Get the Newton Abbott mug."He stood pointed at the sky, dripping sweet nectos."
"Oh sweet Nectos!" she cried.
He looked on amazed and whispered "Behold the sweetest of Nectos!"
She was so moist she was left dripping sweet nectos down her chin.
"Oh sweet Nectos!" she cried.
He looked on amazed and whispered "Behold the sweetest of Nectos!"
She was so moist she was left dripping sweet nectos down her chin.
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" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "
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