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February 26th: national slime your homie day

A day to slime (shoot) your homies
Yo bro it’s national slime your homie day. *pulls out gun*
by BandannaDee338 February 26, 2025
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National jerk with homie days

On December 2 and December 3rd it’s national jerk with homies days
When your homies say it’s gay so no homo is national jerk with homie days
John: Aye let’s jerk josh
Josh: hell no you gay
John: nah it’s national jerk with homie days
Josh: oh bet let’s nut
by Riley barker December 2, 2021
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National fuck a homie day

March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs
Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube

National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex
by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024
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National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.
“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day

“Alright, take off my pants”
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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National Homie anal day

On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
Jamie: Yo bro it’s National homie anal day

Dylan: Aight, pants down
by Homielover6000 October 12, 2022
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National Bang Your Homie Day

National Bang Your Homie Day is a purported event where individuals engage in sexual activities with their best friend(s), regardless of the nature of the encounter, be it oral or anal sex. The premise suggests that such acts are exempt from being labeled as homosexual due to the occasion being recognized as National Bang Your Homie Day. However, it's important to note that this notion perpetuates harmful stereotypes and disregards the complexities of sexual orientation and consent. This national event occurs on March 11th every year.
Yo bro did you know its March 11th?

Whats on March 11th?

Bro its National Bang Your Homie Day!

What's that?

Where we can have sex and it wouldn't be gay since its National Bang Your Homie Day!

Fuck yes, my love! I can't wait to have you deep in my guts with your deep strokes..

Yes, baby. I've been wanting to get into that tight bootyhole for a long time. Come on, lets get into that bedroom.

*2 years later, They are dating*

The End
by nunya BUISNESS 💯 March 9, 2024
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National Appreciate yo homie day

When one has homie or family like love for one and other.
“Aye homie I appreciate you.” “You too homie I appreciate you.” “Happy national appreciate yo homie day.”
by handlebanker May 19, 2021
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