National Grab-ass Day

On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass

Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby

by LuvScxrs August 29, 2019

National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday

Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass

by Yoboycam May 22, 2018

National Bianca’s ass day!!

Make sure to slap Bianca’s ass on April 13th

Omg today’s the day, national Bianca’s ass day!!

by Dreaplayaaa April 13, 2019

NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!

Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids

by Bigasseater May 28, 2018

National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day

Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?

by Kboyleswag June 28, 2016

national ass grope day

The national holiday on April 12th when it is ok to grope someone's ass.

National ass grope day- national holiday when it is ok to grope some ass

by Americanholidays April 11, 2017

National slap ass day

It’s on 8 FEBURARY 2018

Hey baby come here SLAP!

Hey baby come over here SLAP!!

Omg look at that fat arse Imma slap it
National slap ass day=slap girls arses on this day forward

by Daniel ufosos February 6, 2018