Narwhal

An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.

Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot April 4, 2011

Nayha

Is very beautiful, kind, loyal, trustworthy and someone who you can depend on. She is very smart and intelligent. May seem shy at first but is very fun and exciting when you get to know her. She will always be there for you no matter what. She is the truest friend of all.

Person1- hey I need to talk to a friend

Nayha- always im here if you need anything

Person1- thank you so much

by Feyre321 June 17, 2020

angry narwhal

While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.

"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

narwhal

A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.

"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."

by Drewsky O'Brien June 14, 2010

nayhole

nayhole: (nā' hōl)

n. Combination of the negative 'nay' and the pejorative 'a-hole,' used to describe an individual who uses his limited power to say no.

A typical nayhole operates in a highly bureaucratic environment and has limited authority to veto something but does not have the authority to say yes. Nayholes gain satisfaction from killing projects as a way of artificially inflate their personal and organizational sense of importance.

Originally a term used by professional salespeople, this has entered the general vernacular.

"I almost had the project approved, and then Bob got wind of it. He's a nayhole: it's a rare day he'd say yes to free beer."

by soutros August 7, 2009

narwhalcolepsy

A sleep disorder that causes excessive sleepiness and frequent daytime sleep attacks when watching narwhals on television.

I was watching Human Planet and had total narwhalcolepsy during the Artic episode.

by oliverwest May 22, 2012

naryia

Naryia is a sexy person shes loyal she doesn't cheat she's a good friend and she has a attitude problem

Naryia Is A Loyal Girl And She Doesn't Cheat She Is A Good Friend And She Have A Attitude Problem

by Naryia October 18, 2018