naiomi

The best caring person every she sometimes tends to act like a baby and is reckless

Naiomi get off the table.ok.2 seconds later is on the table

by chchicagoyass December 9, 2016

Naisbitt

An utter legend.

Boy 1: Look at that absolute badass over there.
Boy 2: Yeah it must be Naisbitt.

by SilentRage September 5, 2011

nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.

"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"

by astroblaster April 16, 2007

Nairobi

A Maasai word for a land with clean water and green pastures

Have you been to Nairobi?
Yeah, too bad it doesn't live up to its name.
Yeah they really let themselves go environmentally.

by chillydayswarmnights April 26, 2021

Nairobi Freeway

The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.

The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.

by octopod June 21, 2004

Naiomi

1. A mystical, quiet and intelligent woman who posseses otherworldy, and godess-like qualities. Her unlimited beauty is like a luminous sun towards which all life blossoms and prospers beneath. She loves animals too!

2. A different way to spell "Naomi".

To be friends with Naiomi is truly a blessing.

by M4ST3R CH13F December 15, 2016

Naiobe

Best person youll ever meet. A super funny person that never fails to make you smile, always cracking the best jokes, specially during texts/conversations. They are into/use very sarcastic jokes, with weird and dark (not offensive) humor. Also a very caring person, who will always have your back, Best friend you could ask for.

WOW, Naiobe made me uncontrollably laugh

by yomamasofatlmaooooo November 22, 2021