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myspaceturbate

the act of getting extreme pleasure from overly browsing through Myspace profiles.
Instead of going out tonight, I will Myspaceturbate.
by Tainted Love March 3, 2007
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MySpaceish

when a site changes itself so much that it looks like or reminds you of MySpace.
just about every community website I've been on is starting to look MySpaceish.
by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006
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myspaceturbator

(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.
Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.
by Abraxsis June 17, 2006
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myspasis

one of the most infectious diseases known to mankind
Symptoms: red eyes, greasy skin, carpal tunnel
characterized by an uncanny addiction to myspace
-Where has Kyle been man?
-He is stuck at home with a severe case if myspasis.
-Yeah I remember when I first got a myspace.
by Spencer Durham (FOOSBALL) January 21, 2009
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Myspacing out

Spending hours on the site Myspace.com without doing anything at all.
Bob- I commented 4 hot chicks last night. What did you do?
John- I was myspacing out for a while, and just waited for people to comment me. No one did, so I got off 3 hours later.
by Immortal-Jake July 3, 2006
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myspacian

One whom commits him/her self to the internet site, myspace.
The characteristics of a myspacian: the Red vained eyes, of staying up all night to see any further changes to myspace life; the constant overview of friends list; the random requests to unknown "Hot" people; the constant re-evaulation of ones life through the inisesant bullitins, as a person may become engrossed with a problem, for example:<i>you will die in twenty four hours</i>; and the constant need to upload new myspace images or iMyPic

Another myspacian characteristic is the type of commenting on peoples photos;video blogs;comments;messages. They are typically short and dumb witted, though to a myspacian; its is rather enigmatic and witty.
For example:
(a pic of a cat)
"i like your pussy"

A myspacian can be known to have over 200-10000+ friends whom in reality cannot effectively message and know them all.

A iMyhawt is a person whom loves themselves too much and resort to the use of their to tell them they are "hot" or "HAWT"
"Man I feel as though Im a myspacian"

"Dude, myspace is soo cool. Be my freind"

"Insert witty sentence here"
by Heysalovesyah August 10, 2006
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myspacicide

Deleting your own profile from a digital social networking site like MySpace.
"Hey your profile fell off my top friends list. Did you delete me as a myspace friend?"

"No, trying to keep up with hundreds of so-called friends and stuff was making me neurotic, so I committed myspacicide."
by denvertruth August 9, 2008
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