myspace

A site purely developed to make you feel like shit. A huge popularity contest. A way for teeny boppers to conform themselves even more, and for internet pedophiles to finally find friends.

Omg I was on myspace and I saw tha hawtessst boi everrr!!

by Angry Ex-myspace-er April 24, 2005

myspace

Popular networkiing website, popular with scene kids. Allows teenagers with bad haircuts to take low quality pictures of themselves pouting, and comment on all their friends pouting.

"Why would I want Myspace? I already have facebook."

by JakeStar April 4, 2005

myspace

The end of life as we know it

I'm going to get on myspace and leave Karen a comment because I'm to lazy to walk 3 blocks to say hi myself.

by INeedAName December 28, 2005

myspace

A once popular social media website that has been abandoned by everyone, except attention seekers, better sites such as twitter and facebook; A virtual ghost town.

Friend 1: "Hey man I just made a myspace account. Add me!"

Friend 2: "Dude no one uses myspace anymore. It's so old news".

by KX12 May 19, 2014

myspace

Myspace is an old husk of a social media site, only kept alive by the feeding tubes that are its quickly and steadily dropping amount of fans. It was the facebook of its hay-day, a decade ago, but has since dropped out of the mainstream, and is now its downfall is a meme. Many people still have accounts most of them not active for years, and more still have been shut down. One day it will cave-in, and die silently, no one noticing, or caring.

Myspace shows the mortality of all things.

by Nomancer February 15, 2015

myspace

A desolate empty, lifeless wasteland

"The myspace continued for a hundred thousand miles..."

by Wantsum??? October 3, 2014

myspace

1. (noun) A legal teen dating site in which many pedophiles tend to use to their advantage.

2. (noun) Common and cheap yet effective pickup line in almost every situation.

1. www.myspace.com

2. "Hey dont you have a myspace?"
"Aren't you my friend on myspace"
"hey I popped your myspace cherry, now let's do yours"

by CAM April 18, 2005