Merranda

largely loose vagina with a tuna type odor

smelly feet and armpits

unbearably ugly with a dinosaur nose and mountain sized teeth

Irish name for anus

dickshlagger, large puss, wang, tang, shlong, fucktart, boner biting asshole with loose lips.

stalker, obsessed with taken men

homewrecker

suehappy

likes to ride more than horses,

-sausage jockey of the world.

Favorite quote is "Insessed is the best, put your brother to the test" :)

Hidden penis/hermaphrodite.

Merranda fucks black men with unnormally large sausage shlangs

often gets the sausage hangover

drunk off the shlong

by Poonjockey July 28, 2010

Myrandah

A ugly bitch that talks too much shit and no one likes her

dude your being a myrandah, stop it before i punch you.

by BlondieBabe7 May 5, 2011

myranda

A species of earwig.
Generally has an annoying laugh, and many braces.
These earwigs tend to make their home on the pubic hairs.. of dead animals.

Myranda : heyyy, now i feel bad.

by KrystallyDYLAN August 24, 2008

Marranda Insertion

The act of a woman taking a man's cum in her mouth, and then forsing the cum into the man's butt hole.

The boss caught Tom and Sarah doing the Marranda Insertion in the breakroom.

by Pr_TickleButton December 27, 2011

Marranda

A kind, sweet, and caring person who is always there to support those around her. She may be ignorant, sometimes not for her own good, but she always does her best to be a thoughtful and loving person to others. She's the person who will hug her friends and make their day with a smile.

A Marranda will always want to help you even if it means hurting her. Short tempered and headstrong, but caring, kind, and loving. Those with a Marranda in their life are lucky.

Wow, your girlfriend is so nice! She's such a Marranda!

by FOG182 January 7, 2024

Myranda

Loves to argue!

Myranda loves to be right

by Ckd!!$ January 31, 2026