My girlfriend gave it to me 

The excuse used when you're wearing something completely ridiculous that you would never wear if you had a say in the matter.

For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.

Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.

My girlfriend gave it to me by Sid Barrett February 15, 2008

my "girlfriend" from camp 

a fake girlfriend made up by a person so people will believe he/her is in a relationship to show off or fit in.

some kid: You don't even have a gf
other kid: Yes I do

Some kid: no you don't
other kid: yes I do I have a Girlfriend from camp
some kid: Sure your"girlfriend" from camp
other kid : Yeah my "girlfriend" from camp

my "girlfriend" from camp by alisonlll April 20, 2017

my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. I have no idea how I deserve this absolute GODDESS. she makes me the happiest I've ever been.

I love how amazing and beautiful she is!! that's my baby <3 that's my girlfriend

my girlfriend by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend 

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.

Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

My girlfriend

ur mom

my girlfriend is,.....

My girlfriend by whore lol April 29, 2019

my girlfriend

non-existant.

friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty

my girlfriend by mia the gay September 26, 2019

my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. she makes me the happiest person ever and I can't imagine how I deserve a goddess in my life.

I adore the most amazing, talented, beautiful person in the world, my girlfriend.

my girlfriend by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020