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when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

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eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit by faeyrfvebyi April 18, 2019

Un-ass my son

When your son possesses particular notoriety and you find it difficult to manage unsolicited individuals attempting to attach themselves to your son as if they share a mutual acquaintance and/or he is reciprocating such admiration; all while his mother is present, observantly understanding the situation and knowing when to utilize the folding chair supplied by the venue to advise an individual to demonstrate respect.

These bitches better un-ass my son!

Un-ass my son by MamaNanc April 13, 2026

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass 

Yorkshire Sarcastic Reply.
The response given when asked to do something you can't be fucked doing.

Bobby: Dave, make us a brew
Dave: Nah, I'd rather shove wasps up my ass than make you a fucking brew.

I'd Rather Shove Wasps Up My Ass by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019

Something In My Ass 

A parody on the words “Something In The Way” used in The song made by Nirvana, it popped around on TikTok for a short while After The Batman 2022 Released.
Certainly Gen-Z Humor

(Guy wrapped in duct tape with tin foil bat ears walks into frame) “SOMETHING IN MY ASS, MMM MMMM MM HMMM”

Something In My Ass by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan May 12, 2022

save my ass 

When you are going to face or already facing a terrible situation , and something or somebody save you.

I was going to be caught cheating if John wouldn't advice me the teacher was arriving. " Thanks john , you save my ass".

save my ass by drakant May 1, 2014

Smack my ass like a drum 

Lyric from the hit song “Vagina” by cupcakKe that became a popular sound on TikTok accompanying a trend.

Slurp that dick til it cum! Slurp that duck til it cum! Slurp that dick til it cum! Smack my ass like a drum! -William Shakespeare

Smack my ass like a drum by Soozaaaa February 6, 2021

Slap my ass and call me Sally 

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

Slap my ass and call me Sally by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010