my sweet lil baby boy 💕 

My sweet lil baby boy. His name is Andrew. His last name? I’m not telling. I hope it’s my last name one day tho. I actually couldn’t ever ask for anyone better.I’m so in love with him now and I just fall more in love with him every day. He doesn’t even know his worth and he doesn’t even realize how much he means to me or anyone else. All I can say is he’s worth so much more than what he says he is. I’ve never met someone so sweet and funny and handsome and loving in my life. I tell him every day but somehow he still forgets. Andrew. I love you. Be my sweet lil baby boy for the rest of my life. Be with me forever my love. We’ve had some ups and downs and I feel like we’ve had our fair share of downs and through it all is still choose you. Every day. And I will. Everyday. As long as I’m here. Remember how special you are and how much you mean to me always, okay? I’m so thankful that you walked into my life when you did bec idk if I’d be here rn with you if you didn’t. You didn’t just heal what’s broken inside of me. You fixed me. You fixed my heart. You showed me that I am worthy of love and that I should be cared for. You’ve done more for me than you even know baby. Again. I love you so much. ❤️

I love you so much my sweet lil baby boy 💕

A+B <3

my sweet lil baby boy 💕 by I luv u July 15, 2023

my sweet pretty baby

your gorgeous girl. the love of your life. the sweetest, prettiest girl you've seen. Shes the love of my life.

Chloe: youre my sweet pretty baby
Annabelle: only yours my love

my sweet pretty baby by bonfirebychildishgambino May 7, 2024

sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma 

sigma you are they most brain dead man ever and watch skibidi toilet you're brain doesnt exist any more form all the brain rot you suck and you ARE NOT sigma idiot.

i am the sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma so dont mess with me

sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma by little johnnys ant 123 May 23, 2024

“Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.

Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”

Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”

Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”

Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts

“Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.” by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019

be my babys daddy 

when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!

ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!

be my babys daddy by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

@mybabysitterisavamp

A page on Instagram that was once a spam page from 2019-2020 but then was slowly but surely converted into a mental health/drug usage awareness page, informing the average person to never become like the owner of the page regardless of the circumstances.

Person 1: I literally feel like shit right now bro, my life couldn’t be worse

Person 2: atleast you’re not a @mybabysitterisavamp

Person 1: oh true that

@mybabysitterisavamp by kornonakob November 22, 2021