muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me

by theedragoon September 24, 2013

Muskeg dick

A condition caused by constantly being submerged in swamp water. Symptoms of which include itchy red swollen feet, and loose fibers within the urethra. A pre-cursor to this condition may also be seen as boots filled with muskeg.

Ex. Mom I think I got the muskeg dick.
The other day I was walking in the swamp and seemed to have contracted the muskeg dick.

by TheeDragoon September 24, 2013

Muskegon

A medium size town on the west coast of Michigan. An extremley poor town with a massive number of problems. However, Muskegon has a lot of potential to be a paradise, other than the mind numbingly cold winters.

The police of Muskegon County are widley known to be corrupt power trippers.

Did you hear about Muskegon?

No...

Exactly.

by ACinskee January 16, 2011

Muskego, WI

Just one of many hick towns in Wisconsin. What used to be all farms, has now developed into much more. Muskego has a bar on every corner, ten banks, three grocery stores, two Walgreens, and a McDonalds.

I'm goin to the Kroeger in Muskego, WI, ya'll.

by Muskego girl October 31, 2008

Muskego

Stupid small town out in the sticks and is full of hicks and is a joke to its neighbors, Muskego is also known for its high population of queers and hicks that go hand and hand.

Muskego Hick 1: Hey did you see one of dem der flying contraptions yestarday?
Muskego Hick 2: Yesm, I got to go pa needs help on the tractor again

by Peter Roy November 14, 2011

muskeg

Swampy bogland. (Or boggy swampland.)

I got the skidoo stuck in the muskeg.

by Weens September 24, 2005

Muslemi

A young skinny and sickly looking white male who has no aspirations other than to be homeless. Usually smells like sweat and wet dog. Usually likes dog hol.

Yeah, my son doesn't want to go to school or work, he's going to end up as a Muslemi.

by huskyfacts March 27, 2023