montana musket loader 

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

Muskism 

A religion in which the followers worship the all mighty god and true daddy, Elon Musk (CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and the Boring Company.) Followers are devoted and obsessed with the creations and actions of Elon and will do anything to help the earth become clean and humans become a multi-planetary species.

Dude 1: Dude I just converted to Muskism!
Dude 2: That's sick man I've been considering it for a while now.
Dude 1: You should totally do it, it's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Dude 3: What the fuck is Muskism?
Dude 1: It's the all mighty religion. But I don't think your intellect is high enough to understand this.

Muskism by MeMeBigBoy6969 June 12, 2018

Musked 

When a car manufacturer refuses to honor their own warranty.

The wheel fell off my neighbor's new Tesla right as he drove it off the dealer lot. The service department said it is not covered under warranty, because it is a normal wear item, and said it would be $5000 if he wants it fixed. They really Musked him.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

musketing 

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Musked 

to be fucked over hard, no apologies.

Buyers of Tesla vehicles, once safety or performance issues are found, discover when seeking remedy that they have been Musked.

Musked by M3 Mentor March 6, 2020

Musked 

Paying a deposit for a product you won't ever receive.

Five years ago, I paid a deposit of $1000 to order Tesla solar panels for my roof, the company never installed them, and now they won't even answer the phone. I got Musked!

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 9, 2019

Musked 

To be swindled or cheated.

The company that installed those solar panels destroyed my roof, the solar panels don't even work, the company won't come out and fix them, and to top it off, I now have to make 30 years worth of monthly payments for them. I really got Musked.

Musked by Vegan the Barbarian September 16, 2019