Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all

by Banana of hell January 13, 2019

murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.

"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."

by polony November 24, 2013

Peruvian Murderfat

Fat harvested from tourists by Peruvian jungle gangs to be sold on the black market for cosmetic products. Allegedly goes for 60k a liter.

How do you keep you skin to look so youthful?
I only wash my body with authentic Peruvian murderfat.

by [COD] The Shiv November 20, 2009

murderfuck

1. noun: A rape and murder committed essentially as part of a single criminal event

"She's Dead. They found her naked in a dumpster with a lot of semen in her vagina. Looks like another murderfuck."

by Phil_INTJ December 7, 2006

Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

murdering skanky excuse for a mother

Casey Skanky murdering Anthony

by Calfie August 11, 2011

murdering rat bastard

Someone who has just murdered his hooker girlfriend and forced her out on the streets to do tricks a week later.

Bob is a murdering rat bastard. I know he killed his girlfriend, because I had sex with her the following week.

by crash_tx101 December 13, 2008

murdershy

Someone who wants people to stay out of her shed. She will act cute, innocent, and remain silent at most times, because no one wants to plot a murder out loud.

I hope murdershy does not want us to stay out of her shed.

by giggs47 November 13, 2013