Mungus

Someone lacking brain and will power. Dopey and weird at the same time.

Hey Joe stop Being a Mungus. Son Stop acting like a mungus.

by Ken Stricklin December 28, 2008

Hugh Mungus

The act of sexually harassing a feminist.

"Do you see that?"
"Yeah, it seems she's having some Hugh Mungus problems."

by Taibe September 2, 2016

Hugh Mungus

A latino man with a humongous sense of humor.

Girl: What's your name ?
Hugh: Humongous.
Girl: Humongous what ?
Hugh: Hugh Mungus !

by Norton15890 August 7, 2018

Hugh Mungus

A dad joke. That when said fast sounds like: humongous. Implying that you have a really big penis.

Lady 1: What is your name?
Guy 1: Hugh Mungus.
Lady 1 (Triggered): HE JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!! THIS MAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME!!!

by 5ylv35t3r September 2, 2016

Dual Mungus

Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.

Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"

by dannyp76 June 14, 2011

Big mungus

Big mungus is the main villain of the John series.

Look at big mungus using his butt power. Wow

by Richard Playz 8 December 27, 2020

hue mungus

A man, a legend, and a beast. The man, whom is commonly called Rudy amongst his bretherin, is anti-femminist scum that doesn't deserve to live on this planet. He is commonly known as the "penised one"

"My name is Hue Mungus, but my friends call me Rudy"

by Skiny Weener October 30, 2017