mum

The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.

British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.

American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf

by Thewin September 3, 2007

mum

The way Europeans/Australians call their mother instead of "mom"

I rather call my mom "mommy" then "mummy" because my mother isn't a corpse wrapped in bandages.

by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004

mum

What british people say instead of mom. Some people who say it are stuck up assholes who think Americans pronounce it wrong, but what we've actually done is perfect the language to what makes more sense, just like they invented muskets, but we've perfected them into high-tech guns.

british asshole: Hi mum, we're better than those Americans that say "mom".

American: Those stuck-up british fuckers can talk all the shit they want because they know and we know that they're just a bunch of pussies anyway.

by Nor_Cal_Jack December 28, 2005

mum

The most loving and beautiful person alive. She loves her kids and won't want to let them go. She is sometimes very antsy so be careful. You should always have your mum close.

Never lose sight of your mum.

by Loveyourmum1235 July 6, 2017

mum

1. synonym of mother
2. silence

His mum and dad are very angry with him.

Keep mum = Stay silent

You better keep mum.
He kept mum about this secret,

Mum's the word! (Used to order someone that they must never reveal the secret)

by English_dictionary January 5, 2013

mum

a silly cunt.reffered to when you want to sound cool. and hard.

no mum, i'm not coming home for my fucking tea. you can eat it your fucking self.

by MDB - million dollar babe. April 12, 2005

mum

An Australian word meaning "mom"

Australian: My mum won't let me go.
Yank: My mom won't let me go either.

by Ette July 11, 2003