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Mulkey

Description of a tremendous case of explosive diarrhea. It is is characterized by three specific details. 1)Spackle, when shit chunks pepper the walls of the porcelain bowl. 2) Blowback, when a combination of toilet water and diarrhea splashes back onto the ass . 3)Shitsickles, when diarrhea is released with such force that shit is left dripping from the underside of the the toilet seat. It is important that all three components occur for the trifecta of the Mulkey to be complete.
I had some Los Beto’s for lunch and now I feel a Mulkey coming on.
by Blue Jesus 666 March 12, 2020
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mulley

Someone for whom is a Complete Dumbass. One who posses absolultely NO common sence. A useless waste of space. Retard.
Stop harrassing me ya freakin' mulley, like you would understand anything I'd say anyway.
by Kelleybelly December 3, 2007
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Mulve

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting marshmallow peeps. Tastes similar to a very mild, sweet white wine, with a faint but unmistakable aftertaste of marshmallow.

Etymologically linked to Latin's "malva" or Hebrew's מַלּוּחַ (mallū́aḥ, “saltbush”).
In other news, God wept because they brewed up some mulve to serve at the Halloween party
by danachos October 11, 2022
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Nyomi millea melvey

A shit and a dirty hore who is upsesst w sex And driiiiiiiiinkk
Nyomi millea melvey is a hoe
She is thikkkkkk
And needs to pooop
by I.d.e.k July 23, 2019
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Mulley

Someone Who Is Proud To Rock A Mullet And Even Tease It Out...
Steve Loves To Be A Mulley He Works On That Hair For Hours
by Sabe 1 March 17, 2005
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riley mulkey

A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch
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Max mulley

An absolute beast of a guy if you have a max mulley in your life then give him $10
Oi mate u heard of max mulley

No why?

Give him $10 RIGHT NOW
by Preowned_pretzel July 6, 2022
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