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multistalker

A person who manages to stalk more than 3 people at once. Effects may include this person borrowing (and not returning) clothing items, dressing like you and your friends, acting/talking like more than one of your friends (attaining their personality) stealing the inside jokes of you and your friends, following you to places you don't want to be followed (such as the bathroom...and the stall), and being in complete denial when other people hint that they aren't liked. Comes in the form of a younger looking kid, at your age, or any loner. Has no other friends. Isn't noticed until a few weeks after having hung around your group. Seemingly has the ability to appear out of thin air. Manages to follow silently without being noticed for long periods of time, without breathing. Tends to have glasses and a chronic eye twitch.
Oh my god. This chick is such a multistalker. She followed me to the movies, then left half way through to follow my friend to the mall, then went and followed my other friend to dinner with her family. CREEPER!!!!

creeper lurker annoyance
by babehK March 5, 2009
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multislagging

slagging off two or more people out of earshot in one breath
Multislagging: see her over there call the fashion police
and him with her where's the guide dog look at that fat bastard what a cunt!
by Dal's Heid April 4, 2009
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Multislacking

Having several jobs you rarely show up for...
He made his fortune multislacking...and never showed up!
by Guitarman22255 September 25, 2018
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Multislacking

"doing a whole lotta nothing at once simultaneously,with no major point or goal"
Man bob was gaming,smokin,on the phone an watchin tv all at once,he was totally multislacking
by Multislacking February 27, 2024
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Multiflasking

Having more than one alcoholic beverage in hand at the same time.
Fuck, that guy is mashed.
Yeah, he was multiflasking all night.
by Mulitiflasker July 14, 2021
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Multitrack Drifting

When choosing between 2 bad things, electing to do both of them at once; a subversion of the Morton's Fork.

The name is a reference to the Trolley Problem, where you are supposed to choose between letting 4 people tied to the track die and pulling the lever, running over 1 person with the trolley and being directly responsible for their death.
Person 1: "If you had to chose, would you rather kill 2 piglets or 1 puppy?"
Person 2: "Multitrack Drifting."
Person 1: "What the fuck."
by Nebulaud March 2, 2025
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