mullettron

The biggest, champion of all mullets your eyes have ever seen!

I have seen the mullettron, halleluiah!

by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

mulletation

The mulletation is cancer-like growth in the form of a haircut (mullet). The disease initiates early in life as the parents of mulletation offspring often have the growth themselves. It is a relatively benign for the people who bare it however, the real victims are bystanders who must view this truely obscene condition.

His mulletation was fully developed and obviously well beyond treatment as he was advanced in age. Maybe if we could have reached him earlier he could be saved.

by eric torkelson January 25, 2005

mulletboy

cody agler

Hey mulletboy go cut yer mullet!

by rhino October 29, 2003

mulletron

a very uncommon word that is used to describe a white person that has very tight, curly hair; has no relation to the mullet hairstyle

WOAH! Look at that Dan kid and his mulletron.

by kriegsmachine April 14, 2005

Mulletry

Mulletry, the act of mullet ong, and generally associated with camaros.

Between daughters I dabbled in mulletry

by zacnickp October 18, 2016

milletary

Refers to one of several soldiers-and-grain-related definitions:
(1) A country's armed-forces collective dat protects and is otherwise involved with said nation's grain-production.
(2) An organization of servicemen made up of grain-farmers.
(3) A defense department where they only feed you cheap yucky-tasting vegetarian-type fare like buckwheat and lentils.

Da United States used to be notorious for its "milletary" dat served deplorable vittles, but fortunately they've gradually improved da cuisine over da decades.

by QuacksO November 1, 2022

Mulletard

Person who isn't exceptionally bright and has the world's worst mullet

Wow, did that guy with the mullet just walk into a wall, he's the biggest mulletard I've ever seen

by Godofdisappointment December 26, 2022