muffortunities

Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.

Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!

by Coinage August 21, 2006

Muffcopter

A metaphor used when on the hunt for a female sexual partner.

Dave: Are you hitting the town tonight?
Bob: Yeah, we'll ride the muffcopter!
Dave: Sweeeeeeet!

by Brackets, Anus December 19, 2010

mufaro

A beautiful young individual who knows what she wants in life... very good in bed and a amazing kisser.. only when it comes to tongue tho.

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Very funny and can be considered a funny friend. An extrovert and an introvert at the same time.

Dude where we're you last night?

Him: I tapped a mufaro

:ohhhhh dude you soon cool

by radcar12 June 14, 2015

mufftoo

A mufftoo is where a woman shaves her muff and replaces the missing pubes with a tattoo. A common practice with strippers,emo girls,goth chicks and carnival people.

What I thought to be a big hairy gorilla muff shining through her sheer panties turned out to be a tribal mufftoo.

by wolfbait51 March 7, 2011

mufftover

remains left over on a person's chin or mouth after muff diving

hey man, did you have a custard earlier or are those Jillian's mufftovers on your face?

by thanksgiving mufftovers December 13, 2010

mufro

The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)

As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

muffdoctor

Muffdoctor refers to a muff specialist, meaning the good muff doctor takes a look down there and gives the muff owner a diagnosis

I'm a Muffdoctor and I'm going to have a look down there at your muff to see what the problem is. oh! you have herpes!

by EHG May 24, 2008