Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!
WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!
by 99999999 May 14, 2010
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Glasses Muffintop

When you need a haircut and your hair hangs over the sides of the glasses, and the view of your head straight on looks like a muffin top. Also tiny glasses on a fat person = glasses muffintop.
yo I need a hair cut so bad! I put my glasses on and had a glasses muffintop!
by eviscer8tor November 14, 2012
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branded muffintop

A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.
Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.
by Dubby911 November 12, 2008
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tennessee muffintop

V/N. The act of a male penetrating the excess fat of a BBW with his jizz lizzard. Prior urination for lube is optional.
Willy G gave Elle the greatest Tennessee muffintop that fat bitch could handle.
by notjayden69 December 10, 2013
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wiggly-muffintop

Slang for the male circumsised penis
how would you like it if he took his wiggly-muffintop and rammed your chocolate starfish?
by la flaminca rosa February 25, 2009
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Muffintopism

The new fashion craze sweeping poverty stricken cities worldwide, where young women who make babies end up in a welfare induced state, wearing the undersized clothes they have left over from their promiscuous, childless, highschool days. The result being that their gut fat is squeezed downwards to their pant line, where it becomes sandwiched between two tight areas resulting in protrusion. A process very similar to the formation of mountains between continental plates.
"MY GOD... Muffintopism has taken over our city! Get the president and Jenny Craig on speed dial!"
by NightRider5oh June 04, 2015
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