muffining

When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.

Did you guys see Flax muffining? You think he would stayed OP before the wedding day.

by FlaxCeed January 14, 2008

extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way

"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"

by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018

Synchronized Muff Diving

When two female Olympic divers 69.

“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”

by LinzerTorte July 27, 2021

muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.

bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up

by SugarRay August 3, 2007

Muffining

The act of eating your girls muffin until you almost cum and stick a muffin in her and then use a mixer one her vag and then after make her call you a baker

He muffining so hard last night that Donald trump came to check on them

by Robloxian penis October 2, 2019

Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

by Fuck me right October 5, 2009

Muff diving

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff

i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff

by tanielle halina November 24, 2003