Mudher

Dr. Mudher stole my colon on tuesday. This individual is very seldom trustable, as he may run off with a primary organ.
He has a track record of tapping into the fouth dimension dung his trascendant trips to the bathroom. After all, he does belive he is the replacement of the islamic phophet Muhmmad. He is the chosen one and works as a family doctor making 3,000,000 dollars a year, partially due to selling the patient's organs on the grey market (rip off of the black market or something idk)

Dr Mudher stole my left thigh!
Dr mudher has me restrained in a blue van
Dr mudher sent me to damnation

by HelpMyColon! September 29, 2021

The Toledo Mud Hen

While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.

While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.

by Emily or Elise January 4, 2012

mudhoney

The goop you stir up in a persons rectum when you ass fuck them. It consists of semen, crap and ass mucos

Oh baby your ass is so tight, I am gonna pound that dirtbox till the mudhoney flowes

by Uberhottrolk July 25, 2004

Mudmen

The Greatest Band Alive!!! and they're Canadian

Check them out at mudmen.ca

by Kiera January 27, 2005

Mudhoney

A viscous substance that is a mixture of poo and semen.

Hey sweetie, be careful there is mudhoney drippingout of your ass and I don't want my carpet stained.

by Private Plug of the Homestarmy January 7, 2004

mud hen

A term used by fuckwit racist bigots with penis envy to describe women who date black men.

Cleetus, she called you stench mouth because she's a mud hen, she only dates negros, not handsome swamp studs likes us.

by Chris, A white Guy March 27, 2005

Mudhead

Mudhead is a racial epithet used in the Milky-way galaxy that refers to the humanoid race of 'Mankind' that inhabits the planet Earth. Since Earth resides so closely to its sun and the evolution of life is so destructive, Earth is regarded by the intelligent races of the galaxy as a filthy and inferior world. The term is generally used to describe Mankind's self consuming fear of existence, and his primitive rationalization process. It also describes Mankind's inability to focus for prolonged periods of time (relative to him, or anyone else)

"He could never understand what we say, he's a mudhead."

"It's almost funny to just sit back and watch the mudhead suffer."

"That is such a 'mudhead' thing to do!"

"They're just stupid mudheads, they should all die."

by Gibson Quincy May 11, 2010