Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

mactarded

Description of a person who lacks the ability to perform simple computing tasks without the assistance and guidance of a dumb-downed, childishly cartoon-like graphical interface, as one would find in the Macintosh operating system.

The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.

by seanik March 24, 2010

mehtarded

The inability to function due to apathy

"Don't bother asking Gary to help, he's been whiny and mehtarded all day."

by kashank December 20, 2016

Mactarded

The feeling you get when switching from PC to Mac.

I would normally be able to do that on my computer, however I recently switched from PC to Mac and I'm still Mactarded.

by Mistress Julie December 29, 2008

motarded

most retarded

That hillbilly used a screen door for a gate. Isn't that just motarded?

by staticbrain August 17, 2009

Motarded

When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.

Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.

Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?

Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!

Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.

Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.

by PICK-your-VAN-KOOP January 22, 2011

motarded

Someone who is more retarded.

I dislike certain bands based on drugs and not their music.

by The Boy October 5, 2004