Mousey Soup

When a Mousey comes into your house makes you a hot bowl of soup then proceeds to pee and poop in it while some random kid named Jimmy comes in and puts some asain wantans into the soup and while this is happening you are drinknig your own bodily fluids from a straw.

I just got mousey souped. how funny.

by 619drumer March 21, 2009

Mousey Ass

Level of bitch, a new version of Karen, AKA Erin.

Erin's Mousey Ass attitude once again bitching up a storm and annoying Daniel

by anonymous October 7, 2020

mousey fuck

Adjetive- the only insault a fat 10 year old addicted to video games and Minecraft porn can say on the spot

Anthony proclaimed after getting quickscoped on Nuketown2025 "i hate you, you mousey fuck" shortley before watching minecraft anal porn

by opbobyq12 June 6, 2017

Mousey thing

Having rough rat sex after marriage.
Fucking your husband ears.

Lets do the mousey thing later

by Miss dandelion October 29, 2021

Miss Mousey

One fourth member of the "Brew-Crew" (including sonic, kroupe, and chi-mama), very beautiful, hillarious, no shit from no one, opposite of a mouse, kind of Woman!

If your lookin for a hillarious night call the "Brew-Crew's" crib and ask for Miss Mousey!! haha!

by Supa Sonic May 4, 2008

Mouse Petter

(n.) a rum-based beverage, especially popular with sailors in the Caribbean and Wall Street tycoons in NYC

Skinny: "All we have left on the boat is a case of Mount Gay rum, tonic water, and lime - so I made this... try it.
Spanky: "That's great - it tastes like petting a mouse!"
Skinny: "Mouse Petters for everyone!!"

by MrB7 August 22, 2017

mouseturd

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

by ocius1 April 6, 2009