When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.
Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?
Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.
Sam: I found it.
Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.
Sam: I found it.
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A beast that roams the land of faggotry, preying on the innocent and raiding the countryside. However, due to urbanisation, The Mythical Faggot Beast immigrated to Earth and can be found in many common places such as High Schools, McDonalds and Shopping Malls.
It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.
Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)
It can generally be distinguished by its terrible posture, flailing arms, slurred speech and scrawny body. The Mythical Faggot Beast will also tend to play practical jokes that aren't very funny.
Not to be confused with TROGDOR THE BURNiNATOR, who also raids the country side. (Commonly known at BURNiNATION, or the act of BURNiNATING)
John: Who put whiteout on the back of my locker?
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
Matthew: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
Andrew: Which jackass stole my Big Mac while I was in the bathroom?
Adam: Must have been The Mythical Faggot Beast.
by InfiniteFreedom May 25, 2011
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Jimmy was hanging out with the Methicans down the street
Jimmy was hanging out with the Methicans down the street
by PsychoMike April 4, 2008
Get the Methican mug.Originated from the american-indian mohawk hairstyle, now commonly seen on anarchists, punks, rebel's etc.. usualy as a sign of anti-fascism and/or chaos/rebelion.
Usualy dyed a variety of brilliant colours, and fanned or liberty spiked using knox/glue/egg-whites/soap/strong hair cosmetics.
Other variations of the Mohican (Mohawk) include; Bi-hawks, Tri-hawks, Goth-hawks, flop hawks and their sub-variations.
Now more often seen worn by "poser's" and trendy kid's, more or less ruining the whole meaning and pride behind true mohican-wearer's, turning it into some sort of fasion something-or-other
Usualy dyed a variety of brilliant colours, and fanned or liberty spiked using knox/glue/egg-whites/soap/strong hair cosmetics.
Other variations of the Mohican (Mohawk) include; Bi-hawks, Tri-hawks, Goth-hawks, flop hawks and their sub-variations.
Now more often seen worn by "poser's" and trendy kid's, more or less ruining the whole meaning and pride behind true mohican-wearer's, turning it into some sort of fasion something-or-other
by Stryke October 26, 2005
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They are non-binary and polyamorous! Married and with Cutty Ren who also cosplays on TikTok
They are non-binary and polyamorous! Married and with Cutty Ren who also cosplays on TikTok
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Friend: Yes! It is soooo good! They are so talented!!! I love Mythicaliity_Cosplay
Friend: Yes! It is soooo good! They are so talented!!! I love Mythicaliity_Cosplay
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