mothers day shame

when you forgot mothers day or to buy a git for your mother

guy: i bought this huge bouquet of flowers for mom!
guy2:what today is mothers day! i totally forgot!
guy:wow u should have mothers day shame
guy2:UR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER

by eatingpie May 10, 2009

Mother's Day Masacre

when you are fucking a girl and right before you nut you pull out a picture of her mom and nut on it

I pulled the Mother's Day Masacre on Jenny yesterday!

by Wood November 29, 2004

happy mothers day mom

happy mothers day, I love you, you're the best mom ever. -bear

happy mothers day mom

by asdfghjkwert May 6, 2020

Bonk your mother day

International bonk your mother day is where you get a stick, rolling pin or baseball bat and bonk you mother's knees.

Casey:“do you know what day it is today? ”
John:“no, why?”
Casey:“it's 'bonk your mother day'!”
John:“oh cool!”

by _Asher_ November 20, 2020

National suck your mother day

June the 2nd! The day where you can suck out your mothers pussy or you can suck on them huge milky milf tits to make her day

Mother
Yes sweetie

Better remove them clothes
Why son
Because it’s National suck your mother day
I knew you wouldn’t forget son

Love you mother

Shutup and suck mommy’s big boobies

by Mymilfmom May 24, 2023

mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

by milf999 May 8, 2021

mothers appreciation day

A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.

I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.

by DrFeelSomething June 25, 2021