mossy cleft

a womans genitalia.

dude that hoe had a serious mossy cleft

by Sam W March 9, 2007

Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.

Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.

by The turd abibes March 21, 2018

mossy jaw

Southern slang term for eating out a women's vagina. Mossy pertaining to the genetailia. Jaw pertaining to your mouth.

I sure did have some good mossy jaw last night.

by Kenny G August 23, 2006

Mossy

Lowest form of a hoe. Thirsty for attention from all guys and all popular girls. You must meet someone in real life who is mossy to fully understand the meaning behind it.

"Yo, who this thot that keep commenting on my pics?"

"Das Ashley mane, she mossy."

by dirtscum May 2, 2014

Mossy Butterfly

The female genitalia.

Damn, Heather got all drunk last night and gave up the mossy butterfly without even thinkin about it!

by Bwowmp March 16, 2009

Mossy Cottage

a big fat hairy twat.

her mossy cottage stank like a kippers fanny.

by BURKY August 18, 2003

mossy oak

THE WORLDS LARGEST HUNTING AND OUTDOOR NETWORK! "the brand that revolutionized the outdoor industry" -http://www.myspace.com/mossyoakbrandcamo

"dude what brand is your hat?"
"i wouldnt rep anything else but, MOSSY OAK!"

by hailey2008 January 16, 2009