Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

Japanese phrase that translates into "Hello, is this the police (army, FBI)?"
Basically a spell to ward off pedos , retards , and lolicons if you happen to run into one. Use with 911 and 110.

Filthy lolicon retard: "Hey, look at these freshly taken pics of this beautiful little primary school loli girl that I took while stalking her. Real cute, yeah? Look at that flatboard chest, look at dem thicc thighs. I wanna screw her so bad."

Not Retarded Otaku: (slowly backs away, dialing 911) Moshi moshi keisatsu (jietai, fbi) desu ka?

by A real fking god. September 3, 2018

Moshi Moshi

Moshi Moshi or 'Moshi' for short is a phrase used to initiate a period of time where everyone in a group puts their phones face down on the nearest table without picking it up, for the purpose of enjoying the moment and each others' presence.(Usually right after a smoke sesh)

Yo moshi moshi guys, we're all are glued to our phones right now and it's killing the vibe.

by Jalan Dukuh Indah, LLC February 8, 2020

moshi moshi police desuka

"Moshi moshi police desuka" means "Hello this is the police" in Japanese.

"Moshi moshi police desuka?"

"I'M NOT WATCHING HENTAI!"

by Elytr July 30, 2020

Moshi Monsters

A somewhat addictive computer game where you have to take care of a monster. You can pick between a KATSUMA, DIAVLO, ZOMMER, FURI, POPPET or LUVLI to take care of. There are little pets called moshlings that come in sets of four (Spookies, Fishies, etc). They eat weird food such as SLUDGE FUDGE and CUP O GRUEL. There is also shops, games, a forum and a newspaper. Pronounced MO-SHEE-MON-STURS.

I know this kid who's level 30 on Moshi Monsters!
Wow! I've been playing for ages and i'm only level 7!

by glaires April 4, 2010

Moshi Monsters

A really stupid fucking game that kids between 7 and 12 play you take care of a little gay monster and you have to fuck around and feed it and shit.

Sophie had a shitfit because her brother said his friend hacked her Moshi Monsters account.

by TheBigBadBoner April 5, 2010

Moshi Mosh

A Moshi Mosh is a very SWAG and POG person. They are a HUGE simp too. But dont cross them, they will burn down everything you love within an instant. They care for their friends and really like to hang out with them <333

(Also they're pretty gay)

"I will commit Moshi Mosh on you."

by MikaMiika June 14, 2021

Moshi Karim

A person of which has an immaculate super power called "Love the passion". When activated, any opinion you voiced against him would be demolished.

Person 1 : God doesn't exist
Moshi Karim : Love the passion

by KudaKTRL May 1, 2021