A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021
Get the Mortimer Gothmug. by Daniel uce October 12, 2007
Get the Mortimer errormug. The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021
Get the Purple Mortimermug. "Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"
by WSH51 November 13, 2011
Get the Face Book Post Mortimmug. Me: look at that Mortimer … he fine as fuck
by Gimpsuitcrochet July 11, 2023
Get the Mortimermug. A bob mortimer is a british drink often drank during the summertime. It is a cup of strong coffee or tea with a spoonful of baked beans (generally heinz, but it's dealer's choice really).
by The urban brit November 15, 2023
Get the bob mortimermug. When you call someone mortimer. Often times it means they are a homosexual individual. Mortimer’s are people that rape others including family members
by unknonnoymus January 26, 2023
Get the Mortimermug.