morning dew 

female morning wood. they wake up with their dick hard, we wake up with our pussies drenched

i went to finger here this morning and she was already ready with the morning dew

morning dew by megamindlover123 April 6, 2024

Thief in the morning dew 

1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.

2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.

1) Thief in the morning dew

Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."

Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."

2) Thief in the morning dew

Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"

Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."

Thief in the morning dew by TheBayBender September 9, 2010

The Mornin’ Dew 

Wet pussy in the morning. Woke, wet and ready.

Rachel did the morning grind on my leg and I could feel the mornin’ dew. So I hit it good. She was late to work.

The Mornin’ Dew by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Morning Dewey 

A morning dewey is when you jizz all over your friends face while they are sleeping or are passed out from consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Asshole #1: "How was your morning sunshine?"

Asshole #2: "Fucking shit. I was super hungover and I woke up with a morning dewey on face. It had dried up and I couldn't fucking open my eyes. It was the worst."

Asshole #1: "Hahaha, I was the one who gave you the morning dewey. I'm so awesome"

Asshole #2: Go fuck yourself.

Morning Dewey by Ola G. October 20, 2010