Moritz

Fucking Sexy

That is Moritz

by OagaHund November 11, 2021

Moritz

Moritz is the type of guy you switch directions on the street for when you walk past. He looks a bit like an alien, but in the best possible way. Like a sexy alien. He is also EXTREMELY smart and INCREDIBLY kind -- the type of man you want to keep close. You're lucky to know one and even luckier if he wants to date you.

Person 1: Yo, that's one hot dude over there.
Person 2: Duh, that's Moritz!

by sex. July 14, 2019

Center Moriches high school

A ghetto small school in a small town each grade consists of roughly 100 students- more drama happens here then at a teen girls slumber party, all the boys are fuck boys and all the girls like it, this school has many pointless fights and according to “ Center Moriches tv” we also have a very huge “vaping epidemic”. Please don’t vape. Actually fuck that shit yolo. The bathrooms are more disguising then your local prison and get hot boxed more then your local trap house. The teachers are pedos and don’t teach shit. Everyone fails are you are lucky to make it past 8th grade with a gpa over a 65.

Girl 1: what’s that really shitty school called by the hamptons.

Girl 2: ohhhh you mean Center Moriches high school

by Richbish1234 December 4, 2018

Moritz

Literally the best boyfriend in the world.

Moritz is the type of boy who cares alot. Who makes sure you're doing well. And this is just too precious.
He is cute, awesome and quiet lovely.

Not to mention, he has also big dick energy.

The best girlfriend for Moritz is definitely a Leoni.

Boy: Hey, have u seen this cute couple?
Girl: Yeees! Her boyfriend is such a Moritz.

by asmr godzilla January 19, 2019

Moritz Syndrome

First found in Moritz Schaeuffelen, Moritz Syndrome is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck ass at video games no matter how much you practice.

Drew Santoro has Moritz Syndrome. Big Time.

by Jamieooobrien November 3, 2011

cock-morized

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.

That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.

by Millie dee February 15, 2017

moriz

An extremely hot guy that dresses in black. He is a pimp and all the ladies go after him 24-7. He has a PHD ( pretty huge dick). He can also own you in Counter-Strike and in pretty much anything. Tap that ass!
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see that guy?

Girl 2: OMG! Ya! Look at the package!

Girl 1: I'm gonna go over there and let him rape me!

Girl 2: Wait for me!

Omg he is so Moriz!

by Beautycoockie March 2, 2017