Mordor

Anal Sex

A: "Man, today i'm gonna try have anal sex with Samantha"
B: "Wow! good luck with Mordor"

by kakaroto_oto_oto August 16, 2014

Mordor

A special move in the original Super Smash Bros. only to be performed by Kirby with impeccable timing.

It is able to be stopped if detected early, but this remains top secret.

Kirby's "Mordor" (underground lingo) technique is simply waiting at the edge of a stage while the opponent tries to get back, and then "Up + B"ing them causing a massive spike downward into the depths of Mordor itself.

Some say, "One does not simply walk into Mordor"

Well, apparently those gullible enough to not know how to stop it do.

by TheRyster February 17, 2009

mordor

Another word for Vagina

She had a loose mordor!!

by Umlor January 2, 2008

MORDOR

When you want to perform the act of murder, but then you realize that murder is illegal, so you mordor them instead.

“OMG did you hear what Ryan did”
“yes let’s MORDORRRRR him”

by veronicageorge March 14, 2019

Mordor

A place that can only be entered with a degree of difficulty.

Guy who dies in everything: "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume."

by Koippler April 10, 2022

Mordor button

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".

Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!

by pentozali October 2, 2007

mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.

Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.

by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014