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Moon Goon

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.
by Ky weber November 18, 2023
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Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery
Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing
Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.
by Flash99 December 6, 2023
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The act of taking peyote with the Navajo Native American tribe while blowing the heads off American Buffalo, than masturbating to resurrect “The Phoneix”.
Dallas and I are going Moon Gooning with Eagle Waters in the plains tonight
by MikeyOzone November 19, 2023
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When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023
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When you and the goon squad go out into the woods, sacrifice the head of a buffalo, skin an elk, and start gooning under the moon light. May contain jelquing.
Me and the homies went moon gooning last night...
by BiggestPoppa November 12, 2023
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A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
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